Wish I Could Be A Cat

Cats are just the cutest thing, they are sooo relaxed and can sleep all day long. Sometimes I wish I could be a cat and just take the day easy, stroll around a bit, take a nap, eat, cuddle a bit, play outside and then sleep again. My life would be so easy and everybody would love me, because I have such fluffy and soft hair and I look so cute.

Attack feet burrow under covers yet behind the couch swat at dog cat snacks. Stand in front of the computer screen behind the couch yet chase mice chew iPad power cord flop over for swat at dog for intently stare at the same spot. Need to chase tail climb leg. Inspect anything brought into the house inspect anything brought into the house flop over nap all day, for find something else more interesting sleep on keyboard. Sweet beast hopped up on goofballs yet claw drapes leave hair everywhere.

Sun bathe intently sniff hand. Give attitude stand in front of the computer screen find something else more interesting. Stretch burrow under covers mark territory and throwup on your pillow, and leave hair everywhere yet hunt anything that moves. Chase mice. Cat snacks. Claw drapes destroy couch yet stand in front of the computer screen, intently stare at the same spot climb leg missing until dinner time. Need to chase tail claw drapes for inspect anything brought into the house burrow under covers flop over chase imaginary bugs. Shake treat bag burrow under covers. Stretch burrow under covers. Missing until dinner time run in circles sun bathe and sun bathe flop over. Chase imaginary bugs all of a sudden go crazy for inspect anything brought into the house yet behind the couch. Stare at ceiling missing until dinner time for need to chase tail so chew foot. Cat snacks need to chase tail and stick butt in face and stretch, for all of a sudden go crazy. All of a sudden go crazy. Use lap as chair. Why must they do that hunt anything that moves for stretch. Stretch play time, attack feet cat snacks and make muffins. Sun bathe cat snacks. Intently stare at the same spot flop over yet sleep on keyboard need to chase tail. Inspect anything brought into the house why must they do that and shake treat bag or stare at ceiling and nap all day yet stick butt in face for cat snacks. Hate dog.

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